Hello Pescatarians! How are you all?
I’m wonderful. Thank you for asking.
I am your lovely narrator who will be commenting all along as you read through this website.
I’m wonderful. Thank you for asking.
I am your lovely narrator who will be commenting all along as you read through this website.
My name, you ask? I do not have one. I am simply your narrator.
My life-story? I do not have one. I am simply your narrator.
My position of authority on matters of environmental and health sciences? … I'd prefer not to answer.
Anyway, as we journey through this website you may have some questions and I would like to at least address a few of them in this introduction.
Firstly, One might be thinking to oneself, Hmmm. What is a pescatarian, oh, lovely narrator?
Why I’m glad One asked. A pescatarian is simply someone who eats seafood, but no other types of meat.
Do you think that diet of seafood might include shrimp, salmon, and tuna? One might ask.
Why, that’s exactly what it would include and just for you, I’ll go into detail on those specific kinds of seafood. At that, I’m sure One would smile and nod. Also, I’m sure One would immediately click over to those sections when One is finished reading this section. Hint. Hint.
You may have noticed in this website so that I refer to One quite often — for example I would say “One would think…” or “One would be wrong” or something along those lines. You might think that I simply capitalized One by mistake and that I am a silly, grammar-less fool! However, this is not the case. I am, in fact, doing this absurd capitalization for a reason. The Pescatarian’s Guide is not only a very cool (and at least slightly entertaining?) website, it is also… a children's book!
That’s about the coolest thing I could have said. I wrote a children’s book about fish and it's called "The Adventures of One Fish."
You might still be wondering, Narrator, I understand the whole children’s book thing, sure, but I still don’t understand why you are capitalizing the word One.
Ahh, you’re right. That is because in my children’s book, the main character’s named is One Fish or One for short.
But….
Oh. His name is One Fish and his brother’s name is Two Fish. He meets a fish named Red Fish and another named Blue Fish. I’d like to take this time say that it’s actually quite interesting–
Shall move on to something related to the point of this website?
Okay, okay. Hold your seahorses. I’m getting there.